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The Lamia Harlot Hissing.

I make various off colour jokes on social ideas and constructs that seem weird or off to me. Possibly remarking why I cannot confess to being human really--humans make no sense to me. Typically including my ideas and thoughts on these rather weird ideas, conclusion jumping to the left, as I step around to the right to see what people are thinking here. Then I thrust some mind viruses in to really drive you insane.

But you know what? I just know history will repeat itself again.

Hope you enjoy me bitching people out.

2011-03-26

What was your favorite book as a child?

... Sam the Cat Detective. Yeah, I know--I am starting to suspect I was VERY special as a child. Special with a capital "R".

I do not want people constantly asking me about Grim Fandango

What do you think is the best way to defeat terrorism?

By realising we created the terrorists. The Cold War had NATO fighting the Warsaw Pact countries unofficially in these people's houses, living rooms and backyards. It is like me and a friend showed up at your house, trashed the place, ran off and stuck you with the bill.

You'd have every right to be upset at both of us. Then when one ends up falling on hard times, you are not going to be that angry with them.

First, we need to admit, that NATO's foreign policy is what created this mess. By trying to apply NATO even more to "fix" it, makes about as much sense as using a mallet to fix a ming vase by smashing it. Heck, another of these whacks, and it should stop breaking, and become fixed, right?

I do not want people constantly asking me about Grim Fandango

Do you believe in angels?

Yes... and I hate the bloody gits.

I do not want people constantly asking me about Grim Fandango

What's your biggest phobia?

I... do not have a biggest phobia. The world is scary to just wander around outside in. I need to do it, just to be productive. When everything scares the shit out of you, nothing seems really that scary anymore. All fears are just status quo--that I need to wander around in, just to be functional.

I do not want people constantly asking me about Grim Fandango

If you could go back in time 10 years and tell your younger self something, what would it be?

Kill yourself. No really... life is going to start sucking, and start sucking big time.

I do not want people constantly asking me about Grim Fandango