What was your favorite book as a child?

... Sam the Cat Detective. Yeah, I know--I am starting to suspect I was VERY special as a child. Special with a capital "R".

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What do you think is the best way to defeat terrorism?

By realising we created the terrorists. The Cold War had NATO fighting the Warsaw Pact countries unofficially in these people's houses, living rooms and backyards. It is like me and a friend showed up at your house, trashed the place, ran off and stuck you with the bill.

You'd have every right to be upset at both of us. Then when one ends up falling on hard times, you are not going to be that angry with them.

First, we need to admit, that NATO's foreign policy is what created this mess. By trying to apply NATO even more to "fix" it, makes about as much sense as using a mallet to fix a ming vase by smashing it. Heck, another of these whacks, and it should stop breaking, and become fixed, right?

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Do you believe in angels?

Yes... and I hate the bloody gits.

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What's your biggest phobia?

I... do not have a biggest phobia. The world is scary to just wander around outside in. I need to do it, just to be productive. When everything scares the shit out of you, nothing seems really that scary anymore. All fears are just status quo--that I need to wander around in, just to be functional.

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If you could go back in time 10 years and tell your younger self something, what would it be?

Kill yourself. No really... life is going to start sucking, and start sucking big time.

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What did you eat for breakfast today?

... look, I didn't post it on Twitter... and isn't this what Twitter is for? Seriously guys, stick to your own strengths!

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If you could be invited to one person's birthday party, whose would it be?

My own? If this is question is asking if I can only attend one person's birthday party from now on.. it would definitely be my own. Any other answer would be silly.

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Do you believe there's intelligent life on other planets?

Well, at least one planet needs to have it.

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Do you believe in ghosts? Why or why not?

Yes, but in full honesty, the term "ghost" is in and of itself misleading.

There are poltergeist which are the psychological manifestation of stress. Typically where somebody is so stressed out, it affects the environment to make it seem like fire, lightning or things are moving about in an odd fashion. Whereas it is likely the stress of the situation itself is mostly what is causing most of these occurances.

There are emotional imprints, where an emotional event happened with so much force, that to all those that are there, they seem to think they can see it. Usually some battle or what not--or some extreme event.

Of course moving into more real ghosts, you have ethereal husks. The Ethereal body is what allows the Astral self to attach to the Physical self. The Astral self is able to make multiple Ethereal bodies and move them independantly of one another. Typically these are shed when the person dies, after the body itself. Usually the job of the psychopomp for this particular one. The Ethereal body eventual gets eaten by nearby creatures.

Then we get in Demons. The term Demons simply refers to any spirit that does not have the rights to be in this realm. Not just fallen angels--but any spirit on this plane, that does not have proper clearance.

Good enough answer?

As per why I know this information--mostly to properly confirm paranormal cases with the utmost skeptical ability. As most cases are fiction--but with this cultural knowledge, it makes it a bit easier to confirm what is going on--or most likely, not going on.

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Do you like anal sex? Do you have any anal toys?

This is a tough one... as I would normally enjoy it. Being such a tight arse makes this not an easy thing for me to do, in reality. So to actually get it into my arse, it takes an insane amount of lube, playing and well--apparently gay bathhouses have a scented aroma that relaxes arse muscles. Which is not something that is really shared outside those sorts of groups (I learned by accident). Though, to get a penis of average male girth into my arse, I kind of had to do enough of that aroma stuff that I had issues moving my arm and leg muscles during the act... which, in full honesty, the lack of ability to move on my own free will just made the act even hotter... I am kind of fvcked up, I think.

On the anal toys thing... I really do not have any toys right now. It would be nice if I did. However, the first toy I am looking into is the Magic Bullet. So that I can go into the kicked and get an awesome tossed salad... or just use it for orgasming elsewhere. I heard there was a similar item called the Baby Bullet. Which either is a vibrator for a small child... or an erotic home abortion sex toy. However, with what is on the internet, nothing surprises me any more.

But yeah, maybe after I get a Magic Bullet, I might start to look into beads (never actually tried them... well... not recently, I did once about seven years ago). Not certain a buttplug really makes sense to me. It is a tad bit unfortunate that I honestly have issues listing sex toys, outside of Dildos, Beads, Positional Vibrators (like the Magic Bullet) and Plugs, without moving into silly stuff like fuzzy handcuffs, feathers, whips, chains, etc. As I honestly doubt there is nothing between those two steps.

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Would you consider yourself a sexual deviant?

Well, considering I can explain why and how "vanilla sex" (sex between a man and his wife in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation while Jesus watches) is the most fvcked up and kink filled sex out there.. and list the long list of fetish activities present in it...

Yes, but only because you cannot have sex, and not be a sexual deviant. Hell, even in NOT having sex, you are still a sexual deviant.

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Hey people, ask me something that will have me ranting angry like at your person... or something http://formspring.me/KatrinaTheLamia

What's the best place near you to get a pizza?

Buster's Pizza... I think. I really do not worry about best place. If there is a place, and it has Pizza--it is good enough for me. Why compete beyond that?

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What YouTube video made you laugh recently?

... I am suppose to laugh at Youtube videos? Are you sure about this? Really?

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Ok so I have a crush on U.. I made a profile at this site www.bit.ly/gIX251?838537642 go there sign up and search for KatrinaTheLamia and guess who I am

... right... it is wonderful that spam bots have now started to visit Formspring. Look, if I wanted quick cash, I'd probably just smack my face in with a good solid stick. As these quick money things only ever result in scams...

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Would you rather take a picture or have your picture taken?

I actually enjoy having my picture taken... I am just that much of a camwhore it seems... o.o'

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